38 Memes for Dilly Dally-ers and Loaf-abouts

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    putting cucumbers in ur water wont offset the fact that u chugged 8 vodka sprites in under 30 minutes last night susan
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    Eize Basa @Poncho Rebound If your cat and your dog suddenly became humans. 2:59 PM 2023-03-13 6,416 Views 38 Retweets 3 Quotes 311 Likes
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    Me waiting for a sudden burst of motivation to hit so I can finally put my clothes away, make the bed, buy food and text my friend back @IAMWHOLEUK PAENDSFACIL
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    Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day or do we all just survive off stress & iced coffee
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    Rappers today be lookin like a desk in detention HA MIT
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    Didn't mean to be rude, it's just the heat and my personality
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    Puttering: The act of doing dozens of little chores that no one knows need to be done, that no one wants to do and no one notices have been done. Lally Pro level: Expert
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    Nicole Catherine Lindsay *** @NicoleCLindsay A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: - Jane ate her friend's sandwich. - Jane ate her friend's colon.
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    huntigula @huntigula iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while u sleep *next morning* iPhone: I couldn't do it bro. just didn't feel right. vibe was off
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    dj @eggshellfriend Sure she's hot but does she dilly dally? Does she loaf about or fritter away? Is she a meandering type 2:10 PM 2022-12-07 . 8,628 Retweets 233 Quote Tweets 60.8K Likes
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    Man it sucks having no kids, all I do is whatever I want, all the time
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    DON'T BE A GARBAGE CAN'T BE A GARBAGE AN KỊCH
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    I'm a strong independent woman. But I'm already wrapped up in this blanket so if you could get me coffee and a snack that would be great.
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    salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds Behold An ORChestra
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    I find myself saying "That's white people " a lot for someone who is in fact, white.
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    Got my ticket for tonight! F01018 COUCH GEN ADM BLUEBE EF01018 40.5 CA June 29th 2023 4.se 2wc08744 $ 10.00 CM 63032 COUCH STAY HOME COUCH U1 GAE COUCH 766JZ4S AND DO NOTHING AND GO TO BED EARLY BLUEB GAG 40.50 131 258175080073 DUY EVEILAT PANCMASTEN D ticketmaster
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    common sad girl @sadgirlkms i think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living 8:17 PM - 8/5/19 Twitter for iPhone .
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    CLUBBING IN YOUR 20'S CLUBBING IN YOUR 40'S COSTCO WHOLESALE
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    griffin @MuenchowGriffin life's a party and i'm the piñata
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    MeganRuthFriend @Megan RuthFriend "Oh no, I simply do not have time for a 30 minute workout today," I said to myself as I proceeded to spend the next two hours watching videos of turtles eating strawberries.
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    HOW I LOOK AT MY FAMILY WHEN THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO LIVE HERE AFTER I CLEANED THE HOUSE boredpanda.com
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    Sometimes I go through my gallery of A+ memes and gifs on my phone and I wonder, did I save them or did they save me
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    Humble enough to know I'm replaceable Cocky enough to know it's a downgrade
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    Every so often there comes a Blue Dog to guide the generations 100 MA Munsell
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    People on Facebook marketplace be like, "Gorgeous couch! We've had it 11 yrs, but is LIKE NEW. Only missing 7 cushions. Raccoon once gave birth on it, but the smell is almost gone. A few exposed nails, but not rusty/no tetanus shot needed if poked. Paid $3675, selling for $3600."
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    me going on a stupid daily walk for my stupid mental and physical health hedda
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    This tequila tastes like I'm about to tell you how I really feel.
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    You've Just been frogged. Frog another person to be unfrogged.
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    "You only live once" I Jhope so cause I'm really not enjoying it
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    "Have you heard of Murphy's law?" "Yeah." "What is it?" "If something can go wrong, it will go wrong." "Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?" "No, what is it?" "Thinly sliced cabbage."
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    me 12 redbull vodkas deep and halfway thru an 8ball going up to the milf at the bar to ask if it's her 25th birthday MAZIE
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    Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw Millennials scrolling through Zillow o
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    ← Tweet sweatpants cher ◆ @House Feminist Leaving house: good for depression, bad for anxiety Staying at house: good for anxiety, bad for depression 11:16 AM 04 Oct 21. Twitter for iPhone 1,269 Retweets 142 Quote Tweets 6,198 Likes 27 ⠀
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    (1) maggie mull @infinitesimull Can you even imagine getting in bed and then easily falling asleep and then waking up feeling rested and then having a good day and then doing it again
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    when your friend is depressed HI meme expert
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    Rugged Chungus @TheCrewDog96 take a minute to appreciate what I just saw on the road. 0
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    Window Help in route ter ♡ TITLE Stacy's Mom D Piano Man PLAYLIST Songs that excite the white folk Ice Ice Baby Bangers that get the cookout, wedding reception, or birthday party going Created by nstelter25.628 songs, 39 hr 55 min Don't Stop Believin' Shot Through The Heart Mr. Brightside PAUSE Come On Eileen … ARTIST Fountains Of Way... Welcome Intersta... Billy Joel Journey Vanilla Ice Bon Jovi ALBUM The Killers Piano Man Escape Vanilla Ice Is Back... Dexys Midnight R... Lynyrd Skynyrd Bon Jov
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    Deep Web Italian @Deno_Tron Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he's not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room THOM DIANA LOVERS SEPERATED BY TIME AND CIRCUMSTANCE GONE BUT NOT&GOTTEN

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